A good writer should always write even if it is garbage. There is an ocean with gazillions of articles which advise writers on how to become successful. So we thought we’d give our own two cents worth. Take it with a pinch of salt!

Write For the Money

Do not write for charity. Do not bruise your fingertips on your desk just for nothing. Make sure you demand something back in the form of money. Writing is work, and hard work if we may call it that so do it for the money. Rewards are sweet and if you get back something, you will love it.

Deal With Any Sexual Tension

One of the biggest distractors in life is lack of sex. Make sure you get enough of it before you start writing. If you do not have a way out of it then there are thousands of alternatives for releasing that tension, which can improve your work tremendously. If it is possible, release sexual tension every morning before you begin your work.

Drink and Smoke

Most accomplished writers drink like a fish. If not, they smoke and use other mind altering substances that help them in writing. Trying to write while sober will just result in some dull work that will disappoint you and your friends. Avoid the rhetoric that drinking is bad, and if anyone gives you that advice, chase them from your circle. Get some drinks on your table with a pack of cigs as you are working and you will start making magic with your hands.

Do Not Bother Rewriting

What is done is done. Get over it and move on to the next thing. Just like eating, you cannot re-eat what you already ate. If you have already written it, well done, do not go back to that land.